Sunday, August 17, 2008

My Life, My College Life and the rest....

Ever since college started, many things have happened. I had been experiencing all sorts of events in my life. Like Powerpuff Girls say..sugar, spice and everything nice...and of course like Darth Vader say...bitterness, pain and lonesome..(This wan I create wan ! XD). Whatever it is..college has been a blast in my life...met lots of new friends and learned many things along the way. Since college is just once....may as well get involved in as many things as possible....Come to think of it, I've been keeping myself busy for as long as I can remember ever since college started! So here it is...my college life ladies and gentlemen....

This is my class page for Winangali (SAM Magazine) Well that's my class with me as the proud class rep woohoo! Chiun Xin as my ASS REP( I love to mention that) and ofcourse 1 of 2 girls in the class,Alisha as the class treasurer! My class comprises of 30 people, 2 girls and 28
boys....that's a bit off the hook yea? Man..I sure look macho wit the bald cut.

This is usual in class, as Mr. Sam always work hard. No matter how long the winding road is, he will never give up! Studies all the time!The guy in white is Weng Howe, maths specialist (DAMN!) Theng Fei took this picture while he admires the fact that I'm a hardworking student, hands down baby.

This is a super uglying picture of me and my handsome Physics teacher in the Physics lab. Apparently, he didnt know that I was taking his picture. He thought I was trying to show him sumthing..Sometimes, people are just so smart,they forgot the meaning of...humour.....haihhh......
Ofcourse, folks! There's always a time to act macho in the Physics lab every monday, the guy in green is Ferng Lin, showing his butt to the camera, Mr Blue shirt is Chan Wei Jian, the class genius whom JPA denied him of a scholarship,HE GOT 10A1sF U JPA!!! SAYA TAK SUKA JPA. JAGUH PENIPU AHPEK!

So, you know..when you act macho..gotta act a little bit cool also lar...
There's never a dull moment in the Physics Lab. Like for instance, macho boys like me also can go gila-gila.(AHAHAAHH) And sum people will follow you gila-gilaalso, like ZHEN JIANG next to me....the smart idiot who is best in Maths and Spec Maths.One year younger than me and go clubbing summore...what the heck man,unfair!
And ofcourse, I recall a time when I was giving a speech representing all the March intake students on Lecturer's Day in MPH. Hmm, I think...this is the part where I said...."It's ok
to FAIL YOUR FIRST COMMON TEST GUYS! HEY BOY,you can be the first!"

This is the part where I mentioned...."Why so many common tests wan?WHAT the F......."
Remember what I said about getting involved?This was taken during Agathian's visit. Had
great memories...great time....and please...Nicholas,why are u squatting on the left side looking
elsewhere?AIYOH....miss Penang issit now?-Proud to be part of Pre-Medical Society TUC 2008!
So this was taken during the start of my mid-term holidays. It was a cool Saturday evening. Had a really great time volunteering for Aids Memorial Day. I love reiterating this but here goes....
the guy beside me is Roshan, Chinese + Punjab = Chinpub XD....credits to Ken Vin, my wise wise president, who was standing behind trying to look macho...oh come on...
Going cool again, Victor on the left and Chin Jun in the middle...getting ourselves all chilling and relaxing after a long evening of..yes,distributing fliers and entertaining uninterested people regarding AIDS.(PLAY SAFE LAR!)...And yes, thanks to Victor, I'm now car enthusiast...a VERY VERY BAD interest to pick up!
Like I said...it's a bad interest to pick up...You tend to lose the sense of reality...you think you can own the most luxurious cars in the world...you think you can be rich enough to fend Oprah Winfrey off from her top position in Forbes 100 Richest Celebrities...and you have a dream car that you wanna pursue....haihh...am I gonna work my butt off not to pay the bills and the house installments but to get myself a BMW M6?
But then again...it's just too hard to resist when baby M6 is calling out for your name...as she screams in pain for your touch..as she craves that gentle fondle on her steering wheel...as she needs your feet to pump up the accelerator and shows you what she can do...Damn...

No doubt, I mix with alot of people,hehe! I'm friends with Wei Guan's classmates as well!
Though I'm not so close to Alex....We were at Nando's that day,it was just after I
completed my Physics paper and Spec Maths was on the followin day.No wonder I did badly for my Spec Maths...I hate outings in the midst of examinations! No no..I hate Nando's...no no, I should hate my procrastination!
Sometimes students get too stressed up,they do stupid things after finishing mid-terms. Hmm..
this is at Tze Herng's house...BBQ party...finely-trimmed green grass....me on the grass, Ferng
Lin trying to immitate sum Japanese fan-holding cock-kicking bastard while Yong Sheng tries the macho step on my little "brother...."..and ofcourse Ming Zu behind watching with much
"mercy".....=)
Sure, the idiot laid flat....while Leslie stepped in and look me in the eye...."How does it feel
down there?" I said...."I climaxed....."------not true!
Some idiots like me, Wei Jian and Alisha just think March intake is too easy to handle and that
we have the free time to join the debate competition.Smile what smile...AIYOH! Sorry Alisha,
couldn't make it for your birthday party that day before!
Like I said.....no need so smile-miley......just act cool...Be like me mah..aiyohh....Anyway..I got
best speaker on that day for my match,woohoo!Not too bad for a first-timer eh?
When you are in college..never ever forget to keep in touch with the old dudes! It's a general rule! A rule which needs discipline. Go out! Do something, watch a movie...talk...speak..listen,
eat....ice...cream.....-_-....in Baskin Robbins......bankrupt lor....
But...but.....it's always worth it lar....come on lar mr Sam Ye Han....smile lar....it's worth it right?

WeiHoong:"Just because you are heartbroken, doesn't mean you should get all desperate"
Sam: "What?That girl just looked at me...I can't look back at her meh?"
"By the way...where is she ar?...."
Not to mention....should always keep in touch with people who drive u crazy! See that?4 admin of Yumcha Blog wei,dun play play LOL.First time four of us are together in a single yumcha.
Yongming..haihh....u and ur stories about what would happen if all schoolmates forget each other.....dun lar so drama!
So..you'll never know you know...even the old dude next to us was trying to reminisce about his
old school days.Too much of thinking got him go GA-GA and finally tried his best to fit into....
YUMCHA....lol
One the most important thing for sure....never forget about those who make you feel like brothers, partners in crime and whatever things which describe the super uncommon but highly enviable friendship between men....Introducing....the Pork Shop Boys!(Without Lim Han Chuen)....exclude the girl down there....she is....what we call.."Irrelevancy"

And finally....the future is always bright ahead..look up dude...you'll never know what you'll find in the crowded atmosphere or the lonely shadows...there's just something out there..We shouldn't be sad for a long time...be complacent for that one moment you think you are good but never stop trying harder and harder. And most importantly....everyone deserves a smile no matter what happens or what may come along, depression, sadness, hardships or heartbreaks....so like the Joker said....."Let's put a smile on that face!"....(Random)........
- Taylor's College Charity Carnival 2008

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1 comment:

Renee said...

babi u la...irrelevant pulak! mau kena burn is it...xd