Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Let The Credits Roll....

Click click click......another year has just gone by.....Here's my last post of everything that was being missed out on and wasn't put into place at the right time......
Here ladies and gentlemen....The suite room that Taylor's University College offered me for about 3 hours to relax in. This is the suite room from Sunway Resort Hotel, I was able to step into this room for being the emcee. Emcee needs to chill too baby...
Being an emcee for the prom night is a heavy duty, a rather heavy responsibility. With great charisma comes great responsibility. There it is...the white door which opens up to my 3 hours in absolute non-everlasting heaven...
The plasma which tells it all.....the screen which unveils high-definition entertainment at its zenith...Anyway....smoking kills...
This is a random but non racist inflicted picture about the growing number of young Malays wearing caps acting cool, loitering in malls in huge numbers wearing stripes and not to mention....especially in bakeries....
This is a remorseful picture captured by me...Why remorseful?Because Wei Shern and I had planned to teach all these lowly educated and unfortunate kids English as an act of charity during our holidays....Wei Shern will be off to Adelaide in a month's time.....And I'll never forget how the presence of these kids at the Cheque Presentation Day by the college touched my heart......BOOOOOOOOO......
This my friends....is the legendary dragon fruit orchard that I've always talked about...My dad calls it the Pitaya Orchard....Pitaya is the scientific name for dragon fruits.....I prefer to call it....BrokeBack Mountain Kinabalu...
Indeed......Brokeback similarities and Kinabalu similarities both combined proportionally well...
Remember Genting Highland's highly publicized motto? It's the same here.*Fun At The Peak*
Looking down at the remorseful seeds that I've planted in my entire life....Life is full of tragedies...
Ever seen an Energizer Bunny in a hill?This is....*Fun At The Peak* times two.....
Participating my first youth camp organized by my church,New Life Restoration Centre have realized myself how much I've missed in the years that I've been calling Jesus Christ as my Lord, God and Saviour.......
Sleeping in camp dormitories are always more enjoyable when there's a God-ly theme in it....Looking back to those NS days....I feel........*Negaraku*...
Even singing for the unfortunate and sick ones have been a rather more than pleasurable experience for myself...Carol Singing, I will never forget that....Therefore.....*JOY TO THE WORLD...THE LORD HAS COME.....bla bla bla *.....
And to even take notice that I've such wonderful friends around me at church....some as crazy as I am...some as crazy as I'm trying to be like....
2008 has been a year of revelation for me....growth...enlargement...maturity....endless assignments...great academic results and many more which I practically can't recall right now....due to my limited vocab. Anyway.....2008....a year of happiness...heartbreaks, heartaches and beautiful relationships...This has been the greatest year of my life so far....From NS to College...From Pre-Med to SAM Idol...From Prom Night to Youth Camp...From my cousin's wedding to the surprisingly awesome Moral Studies class by Mr.William...From Christmas moving on to a new year.....It's time....to look elsewhere......So....where will you be looking at in the year 2009?If you ask me......
There's my answer.... :D.................*Anyway,I took this picture when I was in the toilet in McD's nearby Taylor's College Subang Jaya...on the day I collected my IELTS result...*

Thank you 2008.....you will always be in my mind.....I've carried no grudge ahead to the new year....and I thank God for that.......

Sunday, December 7, 2008

Welcome To My Crib...

Again...allow me to repeat the sentence..."Time passes so fast.."...Simple. In this life of countless jovial moments and innumerable times of sadness and sorrow, we all grow up and mature as time passes by. In a blink of an eye, the good things are being taken away and we're forced to look ahead to our future...So what's left from the past?Memories,yes....So how much do we know about the future?Nothing. And what about now? Have as much fun as possible before the sun sets upon you, telling you a new day is going to come whether you like or not! So, here it was...in my condominium, 1st floor....I held a BBQ party for my classmates and it was time to say goodbye for real.....Ladies and gentlemen.....Welcome to my crib....
Everyone has their own version of a "warm welcome"..this is exceptionally distinctive :D
Sueflyn, executing a sunflower pose..displaying an expression of boredom while the guys try to look cool and not too much like fools. Could it be due to Malaysians' habit of never ever being able to be punctual have force the current young society to portray a seamlessly rebellious and unfriendly appeal to foreign tourists? Well, Kuala Lumpur is the world's third rudest city according to a news report...never knew a city can be rude, do you?
So instead of bumming around all night long...it's best we pick up our mobile phones to hurry those guys in as soon as possible...
And when it comes to phone calls, it is never a one man's job...it takes a team.Yes,it does...at whatever times, wherever you are and no matter what you are doing....
Certain guests arrive early and ofcourse, these are the people we should all respect cause they never adopt the "Grand entrance" habit where all attention are drawn to people who arrive late. Anyway...I never quite understand the thing about girls hugging each other. It's about warmth and friendliness, that I know....But I wonder who started this tradition....Sometimes I wonder if a picture like this could be banned in Kelantan, Perlis or Terengganu....we're all definitely not living in a liberal society at one single time..
Maybe....it does stimulate a distinctive sense of friendship and closeness which cannot be discriminated at all. Maybe it is a proof about how girls can easily communicate heart to heart with each other compared to guys. Yes, now I do understand a bit.....At least Gary is trying his best to get himself involved...
And when we understand the meaning of girl power....we show it....we show it even if we are of the opposite sex...we show it without hesitation...
But then again, there are always people like Chai Yang who can never understand girls as much as other people may...People like him will never stop knocking on the doors to find an answer...people like him will never stop hammering on riddle boxes...It always takes time..
And not to mention, there are also situations whereby some of your guests want to leave early. And they even dare to smile at the hosts before they step out of the door....Theng Fei...so much for Pulau Langkawi huh?
Some guests feel indifferent even after they enter the house...is it so hard to pretend to be impressed about the setting of a party?Is it that the food are not as sumptuous as you would expect them to be? Mind them.....we should really mind them.....just fend off their unappreciative expressions..It's easy...Especially when we cant see them in the dark...(Note: Dhillep, you have a nice complexion and you do understand me. The comment was racist, yes..Let me make it up to you. I have larger than life nipples, I know you like this)
Fire, fuel, heat....and set, there we go...we grill them meats and prepare for a cancer-inducing meal. There we have it, boy genius Wei Jian showing off his wing-burning skills...
Yes, it's bad for health...but they taste good doesn't it?The juice...oozing from the fats....the tender meat...swirling around in your mouth as your tongue play with them....ahh....sheer delight. Not to mention, at certain times of different periods...some of your guests would invite other guests to join the party as well. In this case, Heikal knowing the importance of racial unity..brought Trisha. Now I know what Trixie means.... :D :D :D...
As much as we do not know about the seemingly unknown new guests...we should always keep in mind that most of them come in peace. It's proven...Dennis proves that theory pretty well.
If they are for peace then we are for peace too...It's that simple...It works both ways. Don't believe it?Wei Jian demonstrates a very good example of Newton's Third Law..For every action, there is an equal but opposite reaction. Peace for peace...understand?It can be hard, yes I know....Therefore, you can never argue scientifically too much with Physics students...I mean..geniuses....
Remember what I tell you about my class being communal?We live by that spirit. We are united. We never fail to lend a helping hand among ourselves.There is no doubt that we feed each other if anyone of us are really really hungry.
And when we mean sharing...we mean it a lot. Again...a very good example of racial unity is being portrayed. (There are many more things I wanna say about this picture if you really understand, it's just that I fear I could be detained under Eye-Ass-A...even I do not wish to pronounce it :D)
As much as we share..sometimes the amount of food is never enough to fill our stomachs...And we always think that we have already sorted everything out. We thought we have the right amount of food available for everyone.....so....why?
It's because there are certain times where some people just do not cooperate. They would rather have all the food for themselves. Just bones. Just two hands. Just a sneaky expression. Just Chan Woei Jye.
Time will tell when a person starts to mature and grow up....In the case of Woei Jye....he matured fairly well in my condominium in the space of an hour. Treating Ming Zu like another brother, with joy painted on his face.....it was clear to him that....sharing is definitely...caring.
What's a party if we do not ignite some lunatic moments?In this case, it's not about being crazy...it concerns Alicia being at the center of a controversial situation. 3 guys. 1 girl. 1 looking. 2 holding....and 1 joyful expression. Any sort of interpretation is a subject to your imagination.
You like getting messy and out of your mind? Here it is...Leslie saying.."Kiss my ass"
There are times when people are not thinking straight, they say things that they don't mean. But there will always be people answering to their call. Chao Lin being responsive, said.."What?"
And when things get out of control, some other people just get involved in the situation without thinking about the consequences. Answering to Leslie's call....Victor gave him a..."Here, let me kiss it for you".........and we say................Someday, kids will grow up.....someday..
It's not often that we witness supernatural sightings during parties. In this case....this is the phenomenon of....Reflection On The Positive Y-Axis.......
It's true...what people say about girls. Girls are unpredictable creatures. I'm still finding time to adjust to this.
It's normal to eat a lot. Eating stimulates the release of happy hormones aka endorphins. Not everyone is as happy as Zhi Gang during times of constipation. Bloated with a high-cholesterol content of food indigestible in his stomach, he still manages to put that significant curve on his face saying..."I'm alright..." But...we pity him...
Therefore, Wei Loong lending a helping hand...incorporating the spirit of E3's unity....tries his very best to aid Zhi Gang in the process of digestion. A cup of water is never enough...a splash of water is also never enough...Takes alotta water to flush all the shitty dope in his stomach..
So we provide Zhi Gang with huge amounts of water, enough for him to shit all day long. Like I say, the whole class is ultra-united. Remember "All for one and one for all" ? If one is to shit..the others will shit as well...so Wei Jian, me and Wei Shern decided to soak 1 quarter of ourselves in the germ-filled jacuzzi.
When I say one for all and all for one....I really mean it...I seriously mean it...
When there is water, some dudes are bound to get wet....Everything will be conducted on purpose. Some idiots will throw some guy into the pool and is followed by other idiots. Again..kids..when do they grow up?That's what a party should be right? Hot, wild and wet. Fits the bill oh-so well.
When times are just too cool and you are freezing out in the cold, stay in. We have ways to keep ourselves warm....At least Heikal has his trademark way.
Whenever a party reaches its climax....there is the part of resolution. There will always be that group of people who has the daunting duty of cleaning up and throwing dirt. But..it's all good, is it not?Reduce rubbish...beautify the environment...And blokes like Wei Loong are a constant help, thumbs up for trying your not very best to save the not so beautiful environment.
So...it's over for real....everything is done. I posted my thanking message on the previous post. There's nothing much to say.....No matter what happens, the class will always stick as a unit we call E3, Express Three! Where there are classes, we attend and skip them. Where there are cyber cafes, The Backbenchers will stake their claim. Where there are problems in math, The Front Gang will solve them. Where there are cheap food, we will not hesitate to be stingy. Where there are birthdays, we will be more than happy to crash the celebration. Where there are computers, we will continue to Facebook. Where there is Mr. Chin, we will doze off with the least worries ever. Where there is LAN, we will always provide an outsider to sit for the absentees' tests. Where there is prom, we will dress to impress. Where there are liquor and cigarettes, we won't mind going hardcore. Where there are chicks, we will laugh behind their backs. Where there is us..............there will always be E3!



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